OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 12, 2019 16:23:01 GMT -6
This is crazy and now its pretty bad mostly
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Norseman
Thegn (3,074)
Apr 21, 2018
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Post by Norseman on Sept 12, 2019 16:44:21 GMT -6
This is crazy and now its pretty bad mostly Yikes!! Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction are better than anything made in the last ten or fifteen years (probably longer). The others were all very fine movies as well (my kids loved Lion King, they were under ten at the time).
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 13, 2019 16:28:03 GMT -6
1970s, '80s Rock Icon Eddie Money Dead At 70 Updated Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:38 AM CDT Multiple news outlets are reporting that rock-and-roll star Eddie Money has died at 70.
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 13, 2019 16:31:48 GMT -6
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VikingBob
I am the Host of THOR'S HAMMER and proud member of the VWO.
Viking (5,583)
Feb 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by VikingBob on Sept 14, 2019 10:28:50 GMT -6
How I lost my front teeth....
I was sitting at a bar having a few beers and Shots when a fat butt ugly woman comes up behind me and slaps me on the ass and says "hey sexy, how about you giving me your number" I turned and looked at her and said" do you have a pen?" She said said "I sure do honey" so I said " well if you hurry back you might get in before the farmer notices you are missing!" My dental surgery is next Friday.....
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Post by SmokedPears on Sept 16, 2019 10:50:54 GMT -6
A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded, “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures. I don't know what happened, I just couldn't stop!”
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 16, 2019 17:51:59 GMT -6
This is pretty cool
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 18, 2019 16:00:34 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 19, 2019 19:41:00 GMT -6
Random
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 19, 2019 19:42:35 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 19, 2019 22:25:16 GMT -6
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Post by SmokedPears on Sept 20, 2019 10:54:30 GMT -6
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Post by SmokedPears on Sept 20, 2019 10:55:01 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 20, 2019 17:43:44 GMT -6
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VikingBob
I am the Host of THOR'S HAMMER and proud member of the VWO.
Viking (5,583)
Feb 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by VikingBob on Sept 21, 2019 19:22:31 GMT -6
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.
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