VikingBob
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Viking (5,583)
Feb 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by VikingBob on Sept 22, 2019 16:47:41 GMT -6
Two friends are opening a store in the mall, Joe says to his buddy Steve " hey, we have been here all night setting up the place and we are still waiting for our truck to show up with our products, the mall opens in 5 minutes, I bet you $50 within 20 minutes someone will bang on the glass asking what we are selling" Steve agrees to the bet and sure enough 15 minutes later there is an older gentleman seeing the two guys in the store window starts banging on the glass asking " what are you guys selling?" Steve knowing he just lost the bet and is in a bad mood yells out " assholes, we are selling assholes". The older gentleman replies " business must be great, you only have two left!"
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 23, 2019 17:08:31 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Sept 24, 2019 22:50:19 GMT -6
This is just freaky what they are doing. So some day when robots are walking amongst us will facial recognition work on them lol. Just wait til they start robbing banks
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Post by SmokedPears on Sept 30, 2019 9:37:56 GMT -6
A woman calls her mother.
"My husband and I have been fighting so much lately. I am going to come live with you again."
Her mother replies, "No dear, he should pay for his mistakes. I am coming to live with you."
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Post by SmokedPears on Sept 30, 2019 9:38:09 GMT -6
I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.
My co-worker stopped mid-bite and stared at me, looking a little tense. When I pulled my sandwich out of the bag, he sighed in relief.
"What's the matter?" I asked him.
"Uh, nothing," he replied, "I was beginning to think you really do eat nails for lunch."
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torr
Fri-hals (437)
Aug 7, 2019
Valhalla
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Post by torr on Oct 2, 2019 21:25:18 GMT -6
This picture reminds me of Kirk Cousins this season..
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Oct 4, 2019 13:16:15 GMT -6
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WisconsinVike
I never felt so free - it was just my dog and me
Thegn (3,480)
Mar 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by WisconsinVike on Oct 4, 2019 13:47:31 GMT -6
This picture reminds me of Kirk Cousins this season.. Kirk dropped something again??
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Oct 4, 2019 19:20:59 GMT -6
Hotel hack
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Post by savannahskol on Oct 8, 2019 7:05:26 GMT -6
ROFR!
Rorr on the froor raffing
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Oct 8, 2019 9:42:37 GMT -6
ROFR! Rorr on the froor raffing Is that real life? Did I just watch that? I bet they get put in a camp when they get back home. Wow
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Oct 8, 2019 12:02:14 GMT -6
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Post by SmokedPears on Oct 9, 2019 7:48:28 GMT -6
The landlady of a rooming house that had seen better days was leading a prospective tenant to a third floor room with badly splattered wall paper.
Landlady: “The last man who lived in this room was an inventor---he invented some type of explosive."
Prospective tenant: “Then the spots on the wall was some type of explosive?”
Landlady: “No, the inventor.”
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Post by SmokedPears on Oct 10, 2019 7:16:08 GMT -6
Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eternity.
"Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months because my baby was sitting on a nerve."
Then the man in front of me piped up....
"You'd better get used to it now. Once those kids get on your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18."
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Post by SmokedPears on Oct 10, 2019 11:06:19 GMT -6
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