OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on May 16, 2020 21:28:32 GMT -6
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklaces, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on May 16, 2020 21:30:31 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
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Post by OkieDokie on May 16, 2020 21:33:12 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on May 16, 2020 21:43:38 GMT -6
One time I saw a baseball, and I couldn’t figure out why it seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. Suddenly it hit me.
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on May 16, 2020 21:56:10 GMT -6
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Post by snotbubbles on May 17, 2020 8:28:37 GMT -6
Plundering, you are twisted in an awesome way!
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Jun 7, 2020 10:56:08 GMT -6
Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips?
This may come to a surprise to those of you not in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly, some parishioners at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to get the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then taken to the various casinos to be cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Jun 7, 2020 10:57:34 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Jun 7, 2020 10:58:18 GMT -6
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OkieDokie
Surviving
Jarl (22,857)
Feb 5, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by OkieDokie on Jun 7, 2020 11:00:59 GMT -6
You make me dizzy
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VikingBob
I am the Host of THOR'S HAMMER and proud member of the VWO.
Viking (5,583)
Feb 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by VikingBob on Jun 9, 2020 14:54:35 GMT -6
A young couple with 3 small kids started using code words for sex as the kids started understanding the naughty words. So for sex they used laundry. One day the man was feeling quite horny, looked at his wife and asked her. " do you want to go do laundry with me?" The wife replied "I can't right now I am making lunch for the kids" A couple hours later the man asks again " would you like to go do laundry with me?" The wife said" I can't right now I am cleaning up the kids mess". A few hours later again the man asks "would you like to go do laundry with me?" The wife says "I can't right now I am getting the kids ready for bed". A couple hours later the wife says to her husband " would you like to go do laundry with me now?" The husband replies. "Nah, it was a small load I did it by hand!"
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greylock
Thegn (1,926)
Apr 30, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by greylock on Jun 25, 2020 15:28:50 GMT -6
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it.
Boss: There is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you. Busted!
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greylock
Thegn (1,926)
Apr 30, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by greylock on Jun 26, 2020 14:41:11 GMT -6
Imagine if you will...
...an atheist stuck at a green light behind a car with a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.
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Odin
Purp1eOne
Winning
Jarl (15,374)
Feb 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by Purp1eOne on Jun 30, 2020 9:44:33 GMT -6
Listening to two blue hairs talk about the world of today outside a coffee shop while I wait for my dog is quite interesting.
The terms they are using do not go over well in this woke society especially in a North Chicago suburb.
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Odin
Purp1eOne
Winning
Jarl (15,374)
Feb 3, 2017
Valhalla
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Post by Purp1eOne on Jul 3, 2020 18:07:54 GMT -6
Getting a little dry in here.... Cheers!!
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